Murmur-ations

Ten years ago, I took my eight year old daughter and her best friend to see a talk by Jacqueline Wilson. There, Jacqueline revealed she liked olives and that every time she had a book published, she would buy herself a ring. Interesting facts eh? At the end of the talk, we dashed into the queue for Jacqueline to sign our books. I did the dutiful thing and took photos of the girls while she chatted to them. At this point, I realised my eight year old daughter was of similar height to Jacqueline. As we walked back to the car with the girls rosy cheeked and clutching their signed books, we talked about how nice Jacqueline was in person. I joked that due to her small stature, I could’ve slipped Jacqueline into my handbag and stashed her under my daughter’s bed; if we fed her sandwiches all day, perhaps she would read us a bedtime story – Jacqueline Wilson on tap for your biggest fans. Ten years later and a prompt from my writing group, ignited this memory and led me to the scribblings of a...

Life can be all about the big wins, such as buying a house, getting married and having a baby, but what about the small wins? Here’s some to mull over … When someone hands you their parking ticket with two hours spare on it. When the green man light appears just as you reach a crossing. There’s one last seat on the bus, just for you. Your cat eats all the food you’ve put in its bowl. After 10 years of marriage, your partner finally replaces the toilet roll after the old one has run out. You discover a tin of peaches at the back of the cupboard. The large unsightly spot on your face starts to heal. The forget-me-knots you planted last year have survived the winter. The sheep in the field next door acknowledge your existence when you say hello. You get a refund for the faulty product that fell over two months ago. So, don’t ignore the small wins. They’re there every day, if you just look close enough. Count them up, treasure them, and remind yourself of them on a daily basis for they’ll ...

My cat’s daily routine: Breakfast by 0830 (if not, goes to neighbour’s house and cadges and bowl of food from them). Sleep (on my bed or under the bed). Lunchtime snack of a corner off my cheese and ham toastie. Sleep (on my daughter’s bed). Afternoon wee at 1600. Perusal of his kingdom and plots to take over the world. Dinner by 1830 (if not, stares at us while we’re having our dinner). Killing time (mice). Watches TV with me and then down for a snooze at 2300 in his own bed (that he ignored for two months because it wasn’t our bed). Sleep until 0400. Killing time. Meows at my daughter’s window to be let in at 0500. Treads all over daughter’s face. Leaves for killing time via her window (birds this time) at 0505. Repeat from the start.   My daily routine: Get up. Feed cat. Feed cat. Feed cat. No killing. Sleep.                                   ...

Christmas has passed, Santa Claus is having a well deserved break and life is slowly returning to some normality before New Year celebrations kick off. But for Santa, this also means the renewal of his driving licence in preparation for next year’s delivery. So, inspired by this thought and my elderly Dad’s own renewal of his driving licence, here’s a piece of flash fiction that I recently won a Commended award for from the fab Friday Flash Fiction house: The Driving Clause . And … from me, Santa and all the elves … a happy and safe New Year to you. (Photo by Lynda Hinton on Unsplash )

When we lived in Portsmouth, Halloween was a community event. Doorsteps were decorated with pumpkin lanterns, fake cobwebs and plastic spiders. The street breathed in the excited chatter of witches, their cats and spooks, including the odd devil.  I always took my daughter and her friends out for the evening, but as the cold cut through their flimsy witchery and their pumpkin lanterns swung to reveal the next door to knock on, they would forget about their little red noses and icy toes and shout, ‘Trick or treat!’. Occasionally their call was answered by a ghost or a werewolf but after a nervous scream, fruit lollipops, chocolate buttons and squishy jelly eyes would be on offer for their little red fingers to pick at. After we had exhausted all the well-known bounty streets, we’d return home to the instant warmth of our gas fire. Now, I only heard the tinkling of a spoon as it stirred steaming cups of hot chocolate along with the rustle of sweet wrappings being torn open to unleash...

It’s getting darker earlier, my sugar snap pea plants are dying and my cat is gaining his winter teddy bear coat. I can’t believe the summer is drawing to an end. It seemed to start so late this year and now the first leaves are turning yellow and falling. Since moving to Scotland, I’ve felt and seen the seasons clearly. Down on the south coast of England, they seemed to merge into each other, the winters so mild they felt autumnal-like. I was in awe at the colours of our first autumn here and I no longer view leaves as a slippery nuisance, but food for the worms. Hard frosts and snow are welcomed because their nature’s way of killing off the circulating bugs and germs. But the beginning of autumn is a chance for me to change into my winter socks, sit in front of a log fire and make time to read a book or scribble away on old notebooks. Let’s all hunker down and wait for all the good things autumn and winter bring. (Photo by Matt Seymour at Unsplash)

The inspiration behind stories, like a recipe, is often a combination of different sources: pictures, experiences and even conversations. My story, Good Food Budgie , was loosely based on two of my mother-in-law’s budgies. One that was too terrified to leave the cage, but would often aggressively peck at his reflection in his mirror as if he was picking a fight with an intruder, and another loved flying around, dropping poos and small plastic ornaments on you as he did so. The aboriginal origins of the word budgie came from a small information plaque on a budgie enclosure in a Girvan public park. Black Wings Are In was inspired by a photograph by Jerzy Górecki at Pixel Images posted by a writer friend, and having just finished reading the YA novel, Out Of The Blue by Sophie Cameron, where angels mysteriously start falling to earth. Even going for a short walk in the countryside helped me to decide what to write in this blog. So, look around you, listen, reach out, taste and sm...